Demands
When checking into a hotel, at least one abroad, care what others demand? And even if you don't, translated from German, The Austrian Hotel Association's OHV Hotel Guide booklet, "You Are the Star of Our Days" lists certain requirements of certain folk.
Such as Mariah Carey: "Suites fitted out with gold faucets." Also, "new toilet seat must be installed before her arrival". Also, "her own bed linens are flown in advance". Also, "on the two obligatory DVD players, only her own videos may be played." Also, she and her dog both bathe "in expensive French mineral water". Via a grave display of negligence, it does not delineate as to whether this eau is flat or sparkling. (Media Gab)
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